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Posted by Frank - May 2nd, 2008


Hey Faggots,

My name is Frank, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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hello there!

let's all bow down to our zit faced, 10,437 BBS post, over 1000 total blams/saves, NG lvl 29, no girlfreinded, 17 year old with no facial hair, has a whole bunch of men on his top banner, lazy eyed, hipocritical, man loving, piece of shit, queen.

and what are you, 4 feet tall? if I knew where you lived i'd come right over there and fucking stomp you out. Oh and by the way, I was looking at your other faggy news posts and, nice Star Wars and Phoenix Wright posters, how many fanboy cocks did you have to suck to get that? And i'll be nice... You don't have to count your mom's or your dad's.

Alright question and answer, sure:

Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy?
-Yes, but I haven't had my time "dicking" just yet.

What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"?
-None and I'd call that a pass time.

Fwank.

You have fucking ugly ass teeth you fucking homo british dipshit. Are you fucking stoned? Look at your left eye its like its got its own mind.

Also:
10,454 (4.67 per day)

Whos the fucker now, dipshit cock sucker?

Whats your girlfriends name? Bob? Dylan? Kenny? Big Mike?

How long was it and how long did you suck it?

Did you swish it around in your mouth for the flavor?

You fucking disgust me.

Also that yellow shirt you're wearing is fucking RETARDED!!!

I play table tennis for my school.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a

Haha, classic. I really appreciate this post hahah, too good and ClearRed being all pensive really took the taco haha, what a nerd. I'd like to see more from you Mr. Frank, onward!

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Shit was SO fat

Cool.

You have terrible acne and a Neanderthal forehead. You are terribly obese and come from a country that is just like you, HAS NO FRIENDS. That was my best shot, But you have nice teeth.

smexy >:)

Frank, you are gay and a faggot. You make to faggots having gay sex look straight, thats how much of a faggot you are. I hope your tranny girlfriend blows your dick so much that it falls off and he/she eats it. Your fat disgusting face reminds me of a used dildo with cum, seman, and load on it. I hope you realize you are the reason why people turn to straight is because they took one look at your fatass and they never want to use the toilet in your house ever again. You are also a fat nerd who is in love with Tom Fulp. Every year at Comic Con you go into the bathroom where you have sex with him and suck his shitty smelly cock bag. You also like to bite scrotums off people and eat them. If only you would just die and go away because we wouldn't have so many faggots in this world. And that picture of you makes you look like a cunt, you don't even look that sexy. I hope you read this message and get a life and stop jacking it to porn. Porn isn't even good anyway. Fuck you.

"Pretty much perfect"? This is either supposed to be a big joke or you are amazingly delusional. Either way, it's not funny, it's not "epic", it's not "cash"... it's pretty much just dumb.

By the way, Dsmano's reply is god-damn hilarious. In fact, it is really the only thing that makes this post worth anything.

lol fag

Lol. The internet breeds a new kind of humor.

You miss B3NNIC3?

I, too, am here because I looked at the Comic-Con pics from Tom's frontpage post... and wondered to myself... hey, I recognise that B3NNIC3 fellow's name. And this Frank dude wonders where he is.

Now I'm actually wondering if Frank was wondering why B3NNIC3 wasn't at Comic-Con... or if he was wondering where the hell B3NNIC3 is in general/on NG.

:::looks at B3NNIC3's profile:::

Oh, I see. Yes.

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