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2008-05-02 22:38:12 by Frank

Hey Faggots,

My name is Frank, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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2008-05-02 22:46:16

Fucking epic


2008-05-02 22:49:34

Well said, Frank. Well said.


2008-05-02 23:03:39

BBS Posts: 10,374 (4.8 per day)


2008-05-02 23:07:08

That shit was so cash
That shit was so cash
That shit was so cash
That shit was so cash
That shit was so cash
That shit was so cash
That shit was so cash
That shit was so cash


2008-05-03 00:58:26

Hi Frank.


2008-05-03 04:03:36

Sign-Up: 06/02/02

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2008-05-03 07:21:04

Hello :P


2008-05-03 10:05:30 got banged?Bet that dude had a bigger cock than yours...sorry I don't swing that way...look at you, you're exactly what the Angry Faic short was talking about...Fat Pimply Kid...


2008-05-03 21:11:43

Wait, you said you were an athlete with a hot girlfriend, who's that fatass in the pictures? Is he your brother or something


2008-05-03 21:15:54

This is why I love you.


2008-05-04 15:04:24

If you are going to copy a piece of stale fail copypasta from /b/, you might as well change a few words to make it somewhat "original."

Shame you didn't do it, enjoy your newfag aids.

Also you're fat.


2008-05-04 18:35:31

Settle down chubby.



2008-05-04 20:22:42

Fucking righteous bro.


2008-05-06 10:49:51

Hmmm, i didn't think you could run


2008-05-06 11:25:16

Calm down my princess. My chubby little princess.


2008-05-06 14:52:07

Frank, you're hair is stupid, and you're fat and stupid.


2008-05-07 23:02:18

You're gay, you stupid faggot.


2008-05-17 03:48:04

take my best shot? alright.

dude, is that a lazy eye?
And I also am captain of the football team, forward on my soccer team, and in cross country. I run a 10:15 double mile, and could kick your fat ass with the three years of Tia-quain Tci I've taken.
I'm seriously willing to bet a kidney and my left nut you have never been laid, or that you currently have a girlfriend unless you found someway to black-mail her.
I can match your "banging hot" girl no problem with my girl, Who however did not just give me head, why? because its 1:30 in the morning.
And im highly doubtful that your "girlfriend" gave you head at 10:30 at night, also you can't give head to a person with no dick Frank... so maybe you should stop claiming things that are not true.

End of story is, you will not have read this far, and even if you have there is no way of proving or disproving anything you or I clam, but guess what Frank at the end of the day I'll actually be with my girl and with my friends, and you will be all alone with your lazy eye and jacking off to the yearbook picture of the girl you wish you could have.

and oh yeah, your fairly fat yourself,
and you have acne.

Frank responds:

Look here steakhead,

I didn't ask for your 2 bit opinion of what was easier or harder and I am not complaining, (Believe me you'd know it if I was complaining) I asked a simple question. I didn't ask for a lecture on how you or anyone else does things.


2008-05-17 03:51:51

God, I hate you.


2008-06-01 20:02:47

that hurts :(


2008-06-02 00:13:15

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Who's a fat, retarded low-life?


2008-06-05 05:49:54

hello there!


2008-06-15 01:10:58

let's all bow down to our zit faced, 10,437 BBS post, over 1000 total blams/saves, NG lvl 29, no girlfreinded, 17 year old with no facial hair, has a whole bunch of men on his top banner, lazy eyed, hipocritical, man loving, piece of shit, queen.


2008-06-15 01:16:41

and what are you, 4 feet tall? if I knew where you lived i'd come right over there and fucking stomp you out. Oh and by the way, I was looking at your other faggy news posts and, nice Star Wars and Phoenix Wright posters, how many fanboy cocks did you have to suck to get that? And i'll be nice... You don't have to count your mom's or your dad's.


2008-07-01 23:26:25

Alright question and answer, sure:

Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy?
-Yes, but I haven't had my time "dicking" just yet.

What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"?
-None and I'd call that a pass time.


2008-07-21 09:53:02



2008-07-21 10:10:00

You have fucking ugly ass teeth you fucking homo british dipshit. Are you fucking stoned? Look at your left eye its like its got its own mind.

10,454 (4.67 per day)

Whos the fucker now, dipshit cock sucker?

Whats your girlfriends name? Bob? Dylan? Kenny? Big Mike?

How long was it and how long did you suck it?

Did you swish it around in your mouth for the flavor?

You fucking disgust me.

Also that yellow shirt you're wearing is fucking RETARDED!!!


2008-07-21 11:07:25

I play table tennis for my school.


2008-07-22 06:57:45

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a


2008-07-22 20:48:34

Haha, classic. I really appreciate this post hahah, too good and ClearRed being all pensive really took the taco haha, what a nerd. I'd like to see more from you Mr. Frank, onward!


2008-07-22 21:52:57



2008-07-24 01:17:30

Shit was SO fat


2008-07-27 22:34:31



2008-07-28 12:17:09

You have terrible acne and a Neanderthal forehead. You are terribly obese and come from a country that is just like you, HAS NO FRIENDS. That was my best shot, But you have nice teeth.


2008-07-28 15:49:56

smexy >:)


2008-07-28 16:30:52

Frank, you are gay and a faggot. You make to faggots having gay sex look straight, thats how much of a faggot you are. I hope your tranny girlfriend blows your dick so much that it falls off and he/she eats it. Your fat disgusting face reminds me of a used dildo with cum, seman, and load on it. I hope you realize you are the reason why people turn to straight is because they took one look at your fatass and they never want to use the toilet in your house ever again. You are also a fat nerd who is in love with Tom Fulp. Every year at Comic Con you go into the bathroom where you have sex with him and suck his shitty smelly cock bag. You also like to bite scrotums off people and eat them. If only you would just die and go away because we wouldn't have so many faggots in this world. And that picture of you makes you look like a cunt, you don't even look that sexy. I hope you read this message and get a life and stop jacking it to porn. Porn isn't even good anyway. Fuck you.


2008-07-28 16:46:47

"Pretty much perfect"? This is either supposed to be a big joke or you are amazingly delusional. Either way, it's not funny, it's not "epic", it's not "cash"... it's pretty much just dumb.

By the way, Dsmano's reply is god-damn hilarious. In fact, it is really the only thing that makes this post worth anything.


2008-07-31 02:45:57

lol fag


2008-07-31 20:07:32

Lol. The internet breeds a new kind of humor.


2008-07-31 21:30:25

You miss B3NNIC3?


2008-07-31 22:28:03

I, too, am here because I looked at the Comic-Con pics from Tom's frontpage post... and wondered to myself... hey, I recognise that B3NNIC3 fellow's name. And this Frank dude wonders where he is.

Now I'm actually wondering if Frank was wondering why B3NNIC3 wasn't at Comic-Con... or if he was wondering where the hell B3NNIC3 is in general/on NG.

:::looks at B3NNIC3's profile:::

Oh, I see. Yes.


2008-08-01 13:20:52

This is Sam from your elementary, junior high, and highschool. You're just a fat jew. Captain of any sports team my fucking ass.


2008-08-01 20:38:30

I've seen you on Mega64 things.

I'm sure you're glad that I know that.


2008-08-04 23:33:11



2008-08-09 13:44:24

You're fat and ugly, you have a lazy eye and I can't imagine you getting laid, not that anyone would want to imagine you anyway, no matter what situation. You still make it incredibly repulsive.


2008-08-23 09:27:56

Hey Frank, what's the difference between you and a vacuum?

You have turn a vacuum on before it sucks.


2008-08-23 11:20:40

Thanks for taking the time to describe your life in the first paragraph.
Thanks for sharing your dreams in the second paragraph.

Now go fuck off, fatass.


2008-08-23 14:19:14

Fuck off troll. You're just a troll that overcomensates for being unpopular by trying to make yourself look cool on the internet when no one cares. Lose weight by the way.


2008-08-27 06:41:10

Did anybody ever tell you you're pretty?


2008-08-30 07:46:59

Hey you,

My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on.

Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I'm feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We've known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.

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