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A documentary crew follows Frank, a 20-year old Asian-obsessed otaku, as he interacts with Asian Americans.
Ot-a-ku (n.) - an avid collector or enthusiast, esp. one who is obsessed with anime, video games, or the computer and rarely leaves home.
2011-09-10 05:48:41 by Frank
Here's the new sketch I wrote and made with the Mega64 guys.
i used to make dumb flash videos
i'm now making dumb youtube videos
check out my youtubes
I hope you enjoy.
Are you aware I'm not going to be modest here - I am just a really handsome guy. Nearly everywhere I go, I am constantly getting looks from tons of girls, and I can tell even the guy (if its a guy and his gf) gets pissed off when he sees me because after his gf sees me, she'll want my cock. Anyways, I went to see "Quantum of Solace" (movie is stupid as hell, don't waste your money) with a couple buddies. One of my buddies brought his gf and another girl that was a friend of his gf. She was fine as hell, and I could tell she was interested in me. After the movie, I was going to ask her if she wanted to do something else, but I found out that she had already left. My buddy's gf told me that her friend really liked me, but was too shy to approach me about it (and she is a really outgoing girl). She said that she thought that I would reject her because I was 'too good for her'. This isn't the first time shit like this has happened either. If I approach a girl at a bar or something, many will think that I am just joking with them, because they think that they are too 'ugly' for me - and trust me, I only go for the best-looking women. My ex-gf dumped me because she was sick of me getting so much attention from random girls, and was suspecting that I was cheating on her (I wasn't).
when I go to class late they call me tardy.
My name is Frank, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.